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Yao Ming can't write a check.
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Alexandra
2-25-03
this strip isn't funny
So i went to the store yesterday to get some grapes.
Really? and how many did you get?
It really isn't. If you read the last frame your just going to think its stupid.
Well the guy at the store told me he didn't sell grapes to them chinese folk.
So what did you say to him?
I just left. I'm very hungry.
I'm so sorry.
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Alexandra's Comics
08/20/06 - Residence Life
08/20/06 - UMW Lingo
08/20/06 - Welcome!
08/20/06 - Joining an Organization or Sport
08/20/06 - Getting Enough Sleep
08/20/06 - Safe Sex
08/19/06 - Vandalism
08/19/06 - Diversity
08/19/06 - Quiet Hours
08/19/06 - Seacobeck ("Seaco" as it is known)
08/19/06 - Money Management
08/19/06 - Studying
08/18/06 - Ladies Night
08/09/06 - Living With a Roomate
08/09/06 - Drugs
08/08/06 - Skipping Class
08/08/06 - Alcohol
12/04/04 - The Website Is DOWN
12/04/04 - To Immolate
10/02/04 - Yes?
09/30/04 - Comics are dangerous.
08/10/04 - I Remembered Today That I Hate Trends.
07/28/04 - Bein a Cowboy
07/27/04 - Back
01/11/04 - UPDATW UPDATW UPDATW/ PROBABLY LAST COMIC
12/28/03 - Just take it easy on yourself.
12/22/03 - INDEPNDENT WOMAN
12/20/03 - GUESS WHAT ZAC AND TIM
12/18/03 - GUESS WHAT ZAC AND TIM
12/18/03 - GUESS WHAT ZAC AND TIM
12/18/03 - GUESS WHAT ZAC AND TIM
12/18/03 - GUESS WHAT ZAC AND TIM 2
12/18/03 - GUESS WHAT ZAC AND TIM
12/17/03 - Guess what Zac and Tim...
12/16/03 - Dip it in and use it to find gold.
12/16/03 - THERE IS NO FONT BIGGER THAN CAPS!!!
12/11/03 - Never lyin in this bed again
12/10/03 - IM HUNGRY LIKE A BEAR
12/10/03 - I will get drunk this friday. >: Try and stop me. >:
12/07/03 - I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT
12/05/03 - TRAPT
12/04/03 - Happy Bishouvac
12/01/03 - You take all of me.
12/01/03 - I FOUND A LINE
12/01/03 - I Want You. To Be Free. Don't worry. About me.
12/01/03 - I AM GOOD. HOW ARE U?
11/30/03 - RAPE THOSE DRUMS. RAPE EM WITH EVERYTHING YOU GOT!!
11/30/03 - I saw a vision of you
11/30/03 - Sleevless Shirts and the Sessy Element.
11/30/03 - OK. THIS ONE REALLY DID HAPPEN.
11/30/03 - Pineapple Union of America
11/30/03 - THIS REALLY HAPPENED.
11/29/03 - FUCK comics #9 part 2
11/29/03 - FUCK comics #9 part 1
11/29/03 - NM ABOUT THAT COMIC I MADE BEFORE FUCK COMIC 8
11/28/03 - FUCK Comics #8
11/28/03 - I tried to end my one and a half month streak tonight
11/28/03 - I AM SO CLEVER 3
11/28/03 - I AM SO CLEVER 2
11/28/03 - I AM SO CLEVER
11/28/03 - Sup Nick
11/27/03 - ANDREW WK.
11/27/03 - BURY MY HEART AT THE INTERNET. JK. CREMATE ME. ;P
11/27/03 - I'm livin for the only thing I know.
11/27/03 - Why I never walked away. Why I played myself this way.
11/26/03 - Piss me off
11/24/03 - EAN
11/24/03 - Shes turning me on with those lightsabre cocksucking blues
11/23/03 - Sweet Christ
11/22/03 - Based on a ture story 11
11/22/03 - Every time it starts I try to slip away
11/22/03 - FUCK Comics #7
11/22/03 - I am so bored right now.
11/22/03 - I won't become the thing I hate.
11/22/03 - Hatejournals suck
11/21/03 - I never hurt anyone. I never listen at all.
11/20/03 - CLUB PARADISE
11/19/03 - My last title was from a Dry Cell song called "Disconnected"
11/19/03 - (Deny) All that shame that your feeling inside. Run away.
11/19/03 - Based on a ture story 10
11/19/03 - Livejournals suck
11/18/03 - Spitting on hardwood
11/18/03 - Logic
11/18/03 - Based on a ture story 9
11/18/03 - Dry Cell makes me want to stab somebody. Sensually.
11/17/03 - Falling through you.
11/16/03 - I know what I'm doing
11/16/03 - Sometimes I think my subconcious purposely makes context
11/16/03 - I'm still tied to you.
11/16/03 - Please don't wake me. Its such a perfect dream.
11/16/03 - So what is it about me that you can't give into
11/16/03 - I'll do it motherfuckers. I'll do it.
11/15/03 - MAKE ME WHOLE AGAIN MOTHER FUCKER
11/15/03 - Rap princess with a death wish and a kiss from heaven
11/15/03 - You could make grown men gasp when youd go walking past
11/15/03 - FUCK comics #6 part 2
11/15/03 - FUCK comics #6 part 1
11/15/03 - Trick or Treat
11/13/03 - I really only need one panel for this.
11/13/03 - gotta lose this freshman 15
11/13/03 - My new excersises
11/11/03 - CONCEAL EVERYTHING AND NOONE WITH SUSPECT.
11/11/03 - SPEELING MISTALE
11/11/03 - AN APPOLOGY FROM THE WRITERS
11/11/03 - Here, in this collapsed burrow, there is no sunlight.
11/10/03 - I feel the HEAT of chaos.
11/10/03 - I might do that stuff if.. It didn't make me feel like shit.
11/10/03 - FUCK comics #5
11/09/03 - If god was cake.
11/09/03 - Alone at last 2
11/09/03 - Rape on the orient express
11/09/03 - This is why I don't have a livejournal
11/08/03 - HAHAHAHA
11/07/03 - The Perfect, and consequently last, Comic.
11/07/03 - Its time for another serious comic.
11/07/03 - FUCK comics #4
11/07/03 - You're right. I can never lie.
11/07/03 - We had it all figured out.
11/06/03 - FUCK comics #3
11/05/03 - Chalk it up to bad luck.
11/05/03 - I'm going to fucking kill myself.
11/03/03 - CKY
11/02/03 - FUCK comics #2
11/02/03 - O...m...f...GOD: "HArDcpRE RemIcks #2"
11/01/03 - CRUCIFY THE NEIGHBORS
11/01/03 - FUCK comics #1
11/01/03 - SUXXOR
10/31/03 - Halloween
10/30/03 - HAMTARO IS ON MOTHERFUCKERS!!
10/29/03 - Shit dawgs I best be up outa dis hizzy!
10/29/03 - Yo Dawgz in da hizzat.
10/28/03 - MILK IS NOT AS GOOD FOR YOU AS THEY SAY IT IS! :O
10/26/03 - I WAS KIDDING.
10/26/03 - I am actually very VERY sorry for this comic.
10/26/03 - Jupiter and Mars
10/26/03 - Lick my nub.
10/23/03 - Based on a ture story 8
10/22/03 - Truth
10/22/03 - Step down.
10/20/03 - 30 SECONDS TO MARS IS THE BEST BAND EVER
10/20/03 - Hole in the sky. The grounds not cold. Everything will burn.
10/19/03 - Shallow bay
10/18/03 - Yunno what sucks?
10/17/03 - Nobody loves white kids.
10/17/03 - Based on a ture story 7
10/14/03 - Not a comic
10/13/03 - Great idea.
10/11/03 - Fuck you.
10/09/03 - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.
10/09/03 - Around the World.
10/09/03 - One more time.
10/06/03 - I hate pretty much all of you.
10/06/03 - The sun makes me sick.
10/06/03 - LEAVE ME RIGHT HERE, CUZ I DONT WANNA GO.
10/04/03 - The last living rock king.
10/04/03 - THE CHALLENGE
10/04/03 - GETTING A LIFE. :O
10/03/03 - NOOB3 SUCKS.
10/03/03 - Xena the Warrior Princess
10/03/03 - Alone at last
10/02/03 - MONKS 2
10/02/03 - MONKS
10/02/03 - I think I can
10/02/03 - Crazy sunshine
10/02/03 - Ride on a shooting star.
10/01/03 - NIGGER DOME.
09/30/03 - I'm sorry
09/30/03 - ALEX QUITS REAL LIFE #3
09/30/03 - ALEX QUITS REAL LIFE #2
09/30/03 - ALEX QUITS REAL LIFE #1
09/29/03 - THIS COMIC IS JUST HERE TO COVER MY LAST ONE.
09/29/03 - ALEX QUITS THE INTERNET #4
09/29/03 - ALEX QUITS THE INTERNET #3
09/29/03 - ALEX QUITS THE INTERNET #2
09/29/03 - ALEX QUITS THE INTERNET #1
09/26/03 - The Glass Managerie fucking SUCKED.
09/26/03 - ROMANTIC BANJO SOLO BALLAD OF ROMANCE.
09/26/03 - Another Clarification
09/25/03 - HEY GUYS
09/24/03 - WOOPS!! THIS COMIC SUCKS. SRRY. MY BAD.
09/24/03 - Then, when I woke up, the giant marshmellow WAS GONE...
09/24/03 - Based on a completely false story
09/16/03 - This is my cry. Do you hear me?
09/12/03 - ^^ *SCHOOLS OUT*! ^^
08/25/03 - I AM SO COOL. :)
08/24/03 - I feel like a winter rain.
08/22/03 - Smokin grass feelin sexy in the sun with sand in my buns.
08/22/03 - Untitled
08/22/03 - i wish i could sleep. :(
08/22/03 - HEY HEY FUCKIN HEY, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP RUDY?
08/20/03 - No, lead singer of NIN, YOU are the perfect drug. LOL. :(
08/20/03 - Its been more than a month since I've made these.
08/20/03 - I AM A DARK, SCARY, AND DEEPLY DISTURBING INDIVIDUAL
07/14/03 - Time to make the doughnuts.
07/14/03 - A couple observations.
07/12/03 - Based on a ture story 6
07/06/03 - I INVENTED GAY
07/03/03 - FINDING SHAPES IN THE CLOUDS.
07/03/03 - I'M LOSING MY FAVORITE GAME. LOL LO LOOL
07/03/03 - I'M SAD BECAUSE NOW THAT I'M 17 I'M OFFICIALLY A LOSER.
06/29/03 - Fun with firewood.
06/29/03 - Everything wanes and fades but nothing goes away.
06/29/03 - THE DEFINITIVE EXPLANATION TO ALL MY COMICS
06/24/03 - Life is a beautiful butterfly RELOADED XXX SPANK ME
06/24/03 - Ashley
06/23/03 - Mememememememememememememememememememe
06/23/03 - WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO BAD PEOPLE?
06/22/03 - Time flies when you eat to much.
06/22/03 - Hey cmon. We are the new generation. oh yeah. lets go. Hey!
06/21/03 - My daydreams are beautiful.
06/20/03 - All I want is you.
06/17/03 - KICKIN IT OLDSKOOL AGAIN!!!!
06/16/03 - Apparently my birthday is this Thursday.
06/16/03 - My attempt at being a calssic annoying teenager fuckwit.
06/14/03 - Clarification of a clarification
06/14/03 - I was lying, this is actually a completely seperate comic.
06/14/03 - Sorry, but this comic is gonna be a two parter. Lol.
06/09/03 - I just ate some peanut butter and cottage cheese.
06/07/03 - I am so fucking mixed up in my fucking head lol right now
06/05/03 - O...m...f...GOD
05/28/03 - Based on a ture story, sort of
05/28/03 - A clarification
05/28/03 - This is what it felt like.
05/24/03 - This is what Stripcreator is like in hell
05/24/03 - The duck is waiting for you...
05/24/03 - What if
05/24/03 - Just like those men in uniform
05/17/03 - One less comic
05/13/03 - Welcome to the fake world
05/12/03 - Drink up. Its good for you.
05/12/03 - In a dark room with a hundred open windows
05/11/03 - People who do drugs are cool!
05/10/03 - If I had a superpower it would be to make things gay.
05/10/03 - I reeeaaally like things that smell good. OMFG I love smells
05/07/03 - Exams 4
05/07/03 - Exams 3
05/06/03 - Exams 2
05/05/03 - ~I <3 faggots~
05/05/03 - Killed by ambition...Sacrifice for fame...SPARKLE AND SHINE!
05/05/03 - Exams 1
05/04/03 - Kickin it ~OlD sKoOl~ style
05/03/03 - The Great Escape
04/28/03 - Yo ho ho and a bottle of glass
04/28/03 - Yesterday
04/26/03 - This is horseshit!
04/26/03 - This is bullshit!
04/26/03 - SHEESH!! SOMEBODYS IN A HURRY FOR SOME LUVIN!
04/26/03 - Arranged marriages
04/25/03 - Helping communities is what I do best.
04/24/03 - Go on and fool me.
04/23/03 - Total Lockdown 3
04/23/03 - Total Lockdown 2
04/23/03 - Total Lockdown
04/21/03 - Waterwitch2
04/21/03 - Waterwitch
04/20/03 - This one comes strait from my heart.
04/20/03 - This comic was inspired by my new haircut.
04/14/03 - Been a while since I made a comic. I think.
04/10/03 - Notecards
04/09/03 - Based on a ture story 4
04/06/03 - Stabbing people is wierd. It makes gushy noises. ew.
04/06/03 - Demon Series: The reunion
04/04/03 - I'm a big bad Jinpuu
04/02/03 - Simple
04/01/03 - The Real World: Las Vegas
04/01/03 - Even the second part is backwards!
04/01/03 - Woops, I made this comic backwards!
04/01/03 - Where have all the cowgirls gone?
04/01/03 - I had an epiphany today.
03/31/03 - I have a feeling that someday I'm going to crack.
03/31/03 - Another second part of a two parter.
03/31/03 - Another two parter.
03/31/03 - True Life: I'm a Cheerleader
03/31/03 - Alexandra confronts his demons 5 (The Finale)
03/30/03 - psychic predictions
03/30/03 - Most comics in one day! ( o )( o ) !!!!!1111
03/30/03 - Interview with a vampire.
03/30/03 - The second squirrel was bored and just did it for fun.
03/30/03 - This comic will only make sense if you're filthy drunk.
03/30/03 - This comic makes sense.
03/30/03 - Civil War Reenactment
03/30/03 - Why was the last comic I made gay?
03/30/03 - The Romeo + Juliet soundtrack really is awsome.
03/30/03 - I should be doing hw right now.
03/30/03 - The captions in this one are classic.
03/29/03 - I still can't find my bitches. I'm sure they're somewhere.
03/29/03 - I swear to god, if I hadn't made this I'd kill myself.
03/29/03 - Its that time of the week for me again.
03/29/03 - On those blind date shows on tv, why can the people see?lol!
03/29/03 - Alexandra confronts his demons 4
03/28/03 - Personal Memoir(sp?)
03/28/03 - BEST COMIC...EVER! maybe.
03/28/03 - Alexandra confronts his demons 3
03/28/03 - A burning question...IN MY PANTS!...Its even funnier the 2nd
03/28/03 - Romeo and Juliet
03/26/03 - 93rd COMIC EXTRAVEGANZA!!!!!!!!
03/26/03 - My personal second least favorite comic.
03/25/03 - I love typing in caps...WOOPS, THATS BETTER.... woops....
03/25/03 - Based on a ture story3
03/25/03 - NM! THIS IS A MUCH BETTER TEEN MOVIE EVER!
03/24/03 - Alexandra confronts his demons 2
03/24/03 - THERE! I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW! I AM NOT INSECURE!
03/24/03 - THE LAST COMIC WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH #$@%ING DAMNIT!!
03/24/03 - This is the funniest comic I will ever make.
03/24/03 - The best teen movie ever.
03/24/03 - Alexandra confronts his inner demons
03/22/03 - The greatest comic ever written in the history of history
03/20/03 - Because I had to make a comic without anything dirty in it.
03/20/03 - Dr.Suess for the descriminating rape victim in all of us.
03/20/03 - There will not be a Part2
03/20/03 - Part1
03/19/03 - My non-sequitur titles are neither meaningful nor humorous..
03/18/03 - Its true
03/18/03 - LISTEN. I AM ABOVE GRAMMAR! ANS SPELLING!
03/18/03 - Mood: happy :) FAGGOT! weiners.
03/17/03 - Court is in session.
03/15/03 - I LIKE this one. :)
03/15/03 - I HATE this strip.
03/15/03 - Wait just a gosh darn minute!
03/15/03 - Pro-drug campaign
03/14/03 - Poetic
03/14/03 - Anti-drug Campaign
03/13/03 - Who wants to touch me? May I ask why?
03/12/03 - Because suicide is NEVER the answer! Seriously...
03/12/03 - I bet you were a fat baby.
03/11/03 - Old men are terrorists........TO MY PANTS! hehehe. I'm funny
03/11/03 - You give me that funny feeling in my tummy.
03/11/03 - O, NO YOU DI-ENT!!
03/11/03 - AIM happy fun hour 3
03/08/03 - Seriously, neither do I.
03/08/03 - Bubble Gum Pony Fairy Princess
03/08/03 - Spring break
03/08/03 - Ephermal fantasy of the enlightened.
03/08/03 - Alanis: The story of a friendly owl
03/05/03 - Isn't the ocean romantic?2
03/05/03 - Isn't the ocean romantic?
03/05/03 - Use your imagination
03/05/03 - Rose colored glasses
03/05/03 - Purple Japanese rainbow triangle warthog.
03/04/03 - This is what.
03/04/03 - What?
03/03/03 - I have a money suit. Its made of $1 bills and glue.
03/02/03 - The princess diaries.
03/02/03 - Those pants are WAY too tight
03/02/03 - Sesame street is softcore pornography
03/02/03 - Innevitability
03/02/03 - Wierd Science2
03/01/03 - Wierd Science
03/01/03 - Silly humans!
03/01/03 - Once, twice, three times the cyanide.
03/01/03 - New beginings
02/28/03 - This strip is a cry for help. No it really isn't. I'm fine.
02/28/03 - Artistic
02/28/03 - Artifical flavors taste like my dermatologist's fingers.
02/28/03 - I can't have babies because I'm genetically inferior to YOU!
02/28/03 - My mom bought me a shirt that said "Ugly people fight good"
02/28/03 - I failed gym class because I won't suck fudge from a hose.
02/28/03 - Whats your excuse?
02/28/03 - Untitled2
02/27/03 - Untitled
02/27/03 - "Revenge of the Losers"
02/27/03 - This comic is in no way related to any previous comic.
02/27/03 - An essay on the paradoxial effect of negative resistance
02/27/03 - Elton John wrote this strip
02/27/03 - AIM happy fun hour 2
02/27/03 - ALSO based on a ture story
02/27/03 - 7-11 was closed once, and that upsets me.
02/26/03 - Being John Malchovich2 The grande Finale
02/26/03 - Being John Malchovich1
02/26/03 - I don't use spell check because I'm a bad azz.
02/26/03 - This is a re-make of a comic made in 1943 during WW2
02/26/03 - Calvin and Hobbes
02/26/03 - This is a song about a whale
02/26/03 - based on a ture story
02/26/03 - A Seraphin of might.
02/26/03 - Eugenics
02/26/03 - Babies say "goo goo"
02/25/03 - Rock on
02/25/03 - Yao Ming can't write a check.
02/25/03 - The Lifetime Channel
02/25/03 - The Confederacy
02/25/03 - Vicadin
02/24/03 - Life is a beautiful butterfly
02/24/03 - The life of a paper clip
02/24/03 - those crazy Jews.
02/24/03 - The fate of a true genious
02/24/03 - THESE STIPS R CRAZY!
02/24/03 - AIM happy fun hour
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