It is true! If you do drugs you're automatically a unique and interesting individual who deserves other's attention!!
I just lit up a joint yo. I'm so fucked up on dis shit.
I'm a robot. I can't do drugs...
Also I can't dance or eat. It perplexes me that I have the mental capacity for sentience and can comprehend that you humans experience such pleasures and yet I was left without any means to indulge...