The Televangelist Speaks to his flock
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| We have several problem in our "Church". The bills are starting to mount. We need you to step up and donate more money. We understand you have bills too but we have no profit. | |
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| Do you really need to eat every day? God said he would provide for you. You can sell your $50k home and move into a $25k home. Our church is really hurting and it is critical for our survival. | |
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| I haven't had a new $2000 suit in 2 weeks. The mortgage on my $10,000,000 home is due and our Jet requires maintenance. I really don't want to take my Limo on vacation next week. | |
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