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An elf with a gift approaches Santa
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| Oh hello my friend. And what have you for me? | |
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| It's a present for you, Santa from all of your underpaid, overworked and non-unionized elves | |
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Naturally, Santa is fearful.
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| Oh (chuckling nervously). Shall I call the TIPS program or something? | |
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| Nah. We don't believe in that garbage. Besides, you deserve what is coming to you. | |
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But, good things come to those who deserve them.
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| Uhh ok. Umm, can you at least put that through a metal detector? | |
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| Uhh..nope. Our contract states that it's not a crime to give your boss a gift. So take it or shove it! | |
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