Oh, Bill, our baby is so beautiful. I just want to protect him from all the evil in the world. We have to raise him right so he doesn't do anything wrong, like get a girl pregnant in High School.
Oh, don't worry, Sarah, I know just how to do that.
How's that?
I'll get him into Star Trek and Star Wars when he's old enough. We won't even have to worry about him doing anything wrong.
