AndyApocalypse

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My old shit is whack my new shit is kind of ok. My future shit is well I haven't done them yet that's why it's future SHIT.

How to Make a Ninja Cry

by AndyApocalypse
6-30-06


	Look, I have to admit, there is an ulterior motive for me treating you to dinner.


	Ah Christ, not this crap again. Look, I chose this career because I had nothing...


	... look man I'm just worried about you. I mean, what is the 5 year outlook for a Ninja? You can't possibly raise children on a Ninja income.


	That's what I thought. No one likes to die anymore. Your business is all dried-up.


	YOU'RE A DRIED UP! GOD DAMMIT QUIT JUDGING ME!