AngryAmerican
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42% Angrier than 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed.

Jesus hates Easter

by AngryAmerican
4-15-06

"JESUS. THIS IS YOUR FATHER. ITS TIME TO GET UP."


	Awww Dad, just let me sleep for a few more days...

"NO! YOU HAVE SEVERAL BILLION SOULS TO SAVE. AND COUNTLESS SINS TO ABSOLVE. WAKEY-WAKEY.


	But i alredy died for everyone's sins, what more do you want me to do?

"WELL NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT THE LAWN NEEDS MOWED, AND I NEED YOU TO CLEAN OUT THE GARAGE SO I CAN PUT MY NEW ESCALADE IN THERE. CHOP. CHOP!"


	There better be a hollow chocolate bunny in it for me. And maybe some peanut butter eggs...