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(more) Dr Seuss's "Oh, My achin Balls"

by AngryAmerican
7-10-06


	I was workin in my shop with hammer and vise, when i slipped with the hammer not once, but twice. It didn't feel nice.


	I was flying through the trees over a ranch when i flew too close to a tree and snagged my yambag on a branch.


	I went to the vet just past dawn. i woke up hours later and my danglers were gone. But if it was my boys they did take, why does my furry coinpurse still ache?


	I rescued this cat who was stuck up a tree. Oh why did he bite my sack and scratch the shit out of me?


	I was skipping through the woods in search of honey sweet, but when i found it the bees stung my potatoes and meat.


	There was new guy today on the farm. I thought it odd he only had one arm. He tried to milk me, and don't that beat all. Oh my achin balls.

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