bachelor parties suck

Author: AngryAmerican

Date: October 20, 2006

by AngryAmerican
10-20-06
How do I go about obtaining a VIP champagne room for my buddy. Its his bachelor party and I'm his best man.
I can help you with that, sir. What exactly did you have in mind?
Well I was thinkin of me and him and maybe 3 or 4 str......HEY! Why'd you hit me?!?
You were about to use the "S" word. We don't have those here, we have 'adult entertainers'.
Well you didn't have to....OW! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU HIT ME AGAIN?
Because I don't like you and my floor host sense tells me you're not going to tip me.