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Abe's Christmas Recollections 1

by AngryAmerican
11-16-07


	Why are you always so grumpy at Christmas time Grandpa?


	Because Tommy, Christmas is a big crap sandwich served with a side of swollen prostrate.


	Aww cmon Grandpa, Christmas is great! You get presents, a huge dinner, and Mom usually lets me have a glass of schnapps!


	Soft! You kids have it soft! Christmas didn't always used to be so damn happy go lucky and have another damn cookie while you're at it.

For dramatic effect, picture the light dimming and various sinsiter shadows forming on Abe's face. thanks.