He Has No Name

Done for a contest rippin on the "most interesting man in the world" beer commercials

He has no name 2

by AngryAmerican
7-19-09

He once had bruising, amazon-style sex with Lynda Carter. The native villagers referred to him as "The White Python".

He made a name for himself by building simple things. Like the Orbiting Animal Sanctuary. And Never-Neverland.

In prison, he traded new fish for Snickers bars. Then wrote poems about it.


	I don't always drink beer. Like when drinking toilet-fermented Kool-Aid. But when I do drink beer, I drink Tres Equis. Stay thirsty, asshats.

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He Has No Name : contest winners