Its rumored that his ball-musk is so strong that it attracts local fauna, such as wombats and ring-tailed lemurs. His greeting cards are pleasant and mildly humorous.
In 1974 he successfully campaigned to end the Vietnam War. He played a mean piccolo and Nixon danced to his tune.
Centuries from now, aboard the Orbiting Animal Sanctuary, he ministers to puppies.
I might not always drink beer. Sometimes I sniff glue . But when I drink beer, I drink Tres Equis.
