He's the only man who ever received the Heisman Trophy, an Oscar, an Emmy , a Tony and an Adult Male Performer of the Year award. All in the same year.
He does expansive, ambitious puppet shows for the criminally insane. His next project is King Lear and will feature Socky, the polyester blend dog.
He's a black belt in 118 different martial arts.
I don't always drink beer. Like when I'm freebasing ping pong balls in a youth detention center. But when I do, I drink Tres Equis. Stay thirsty, sheep.