He got barred for life from the Playboy Mansion because his pheromones caused a sexual riot which injured 4 Bunnies and 2 of the Bee Gees.
He found the perfectly preserved body of Jesus Christ, who it turned out wasn't actually crucified, but had merely fallen into any icy crevasse while in Switzerland.
He taught billiards to an enitre tribe of pygmies, because it needed to be done.
I don't always drink beer. Like when I'm felching a shemale. But when I do, I drink Tres Equis. Stay thirsty, putos.
