Having been abducted, Steve begins his tour of the space ship.
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| You know. aside from the near constant anal probing, my time in space has actually been quite enjoyable. | |
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| Probing schmobing! How many people can say they've been fisted by an alien lifeform? Just you and Whitley Strieber, that's who. | |
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| What about all those other people who claim to be... | |
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| Those fat things? Ha! They wish it! That's rough trade, honey. | |
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| Um, er. Are you guys...like...you know...queer? | |
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| I thought the fact that the PA system was playing ABBA would clue you in. Can I offer you some X? | |
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