ArtemisStrong
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--==Falling Dick-First into a Barrel of Razors==--

He Likes The Terri-Cloth Robes Dealie, Though.

by ArtemisStrong
1-29-04


	I was seriously considering becoming an orthodox monk a second ago there.


	And what's holding you back? Your undying love of human companionship?


	No, for to be a monk means to be "apart from everything, yet united with everything".


	So this relunctance has more to do with your undying love of Fritos?


	That, and a deep disregard for all that it means to be a monk.


	I wholeheartedly support your complete shallowness and uncompromising lack of transcendence.