ArtemisStrong
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--==Falling Dick-First into a Barrel of Razors==--

No Jesus-themed Happy Meals For You!

by ArtemisStrong
2-19-04

Slow Fade-In from Credit Roll:


	No fair! A cowboy move is against the rules!

Special Effects: Golden, glittery mist that billows into a luminous explosion. Sound : Large cymbal crash.


	Crap! Punched in the ass by Christ again!


	... and after that, they fight phallic robots in space. Or maybe in Ancient Greece. So? Does it make your perinium tingle or what, baby!


	Sorry. I think we'll just show re-runs of "Family Guy" in the open slot. Now please leave my office at once, for your enormous height frightens me.