ArtemisStrong
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--==Falling Dick-First into a Barrel of Razors==--

The Umbrella of Ballyba.

by ArtemisStrong
3-07-04


	I'm sorry, sir, perhaps it is me. Have you by chance seen an umbrella lying around? It would have been a stout umbrella, suitable for walking purposes, that you would have seen if indeed you did.


	Umbrella or no, by the looks of you I should say, "Halt where you are! Let me see your papers!" Or something to that effect. Maybe I'd mention credentials, too.


	Well, now that you have mentioned all that (to a great misappropriation of time, in my opinion) have you not seen the umbrella in question?

He read my instructions from what appeared to be written on the inside of an old tin of Black & White Pluko Hair Dressing.


	My leg feels no worse today. No better does it feel. It's maintaining. Should I ask him if this was considered in my assignment instructions?