ArtemisStrong
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--==Falling Dick-First into a Barrel of Razors==--

Uplifting Chat Between Father And Son.

by ArtemisStrong
5-01-04


	Dad, which one of us is your favorite?


	Oh, P'shaw, don't be so silly my little shitling.


	I, in my heart-of-daddy-hearts, hold an equal amount of deeply held resentment at all of my offspring's nauseating insistence to continue existing.


	Dad, why do you have video tapes hidden under your bed of people that look like naked ladies except that they have giant, malformed penises?


	They remind me of your dead mother, okay? Now be a good boy and let daddy shoot up in peace.