Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  ArtemisStrong  
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--==Falling Dick-First into a Barrel of Razors==--

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by ArtemisStrong
7-09-04
For A Good First Date Movie, Nothing Can Beat "Happiness" on DVD.
The box said there's like 30 minutes of previously deleted creepiness.
On a First Date, Avoid Public Well-Lit Places. The Inside Of Your Deadbolted "Rec Room" is a good way to go.
It smells funny in here. And why is the floor sticky?
Sssh... Please, could you artfully pose bent over that chemical sink? My art needs to breathe!
Common First Date Blunder? Not Going For The Snatch In Ten Minutes! Nothing Says "I respect you" As Well As Ham-handed, Graceless Groping.
Don't mind my clumsy hands, baby. You're in the grip of a true professional.
Then why does it feel more like my clitoris is clenched in a vice?
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