Young hominids, I know nothing of this thing called sex, so I am unsure of how to begin.
Teach, I'm a jaded, desensitized child who grew up on satellite television. I think I can clue you in a bit. Just lean in close... yah... so (whisper-whisper-whisper).
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I think I know now the feeling you humans get that you call "horny". I'm giving you all a half day so I can go dip my circuit boards in a reverse ion bath.
