Goddamnit, this relationship is going downhill fast! That's it! I'll do what I can to save this!
Yah... how?
We'll indulge in everything we both want: Hot, passionate all-night ass-sex with my hot cousin and the neighbor's wife and dildoes and creams and whips and lots of blowjobs.
... And?
There's obviously NO pleasing you. I want you to move out!