Okay, the chick at the next table's getting pretty sloshed... I bet I could... just sneak... my hand under... her butt... Yes! She doesn't notice a thing!
And so I said to Larry "that dumb bitch is such a dumb bitch!" And he was all "Well, that's your opinion," and, like, I'm like-
-Ahem!- Miss, if you don't mind, it appears you are sitting on my hand. Now, really, I am a man of worldly ways, but this is highly inappropriate! Now if you don't mind-
You'll have to remove your fingers from my asshole before I can get up.
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