ArtemisStrong
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--==Falling Dick-First into a Barrel of Razors==--

The week after the Weiner Tourney:

by ArtemisStrong
1-09-12


	So much catsup. Too much ketchup.


	Heinz©-bot, I'm really glad to have won you in the ConAgra® International Hot Dog Eatoff and Condiment Expo --but, you're just producing tomato sauce in excess. I'm gonna have to sell you.


	But master! I can fix it! Please don't trade me on the droid black market. Give me 24 hours to adjust my topping-protocols, and I promise--you'll be much surprised.

Doodle-dootle-doo!


	I'd normally be upset, but it looks like you settled on Armenians for your ethnic cleansing. Good! I hate those boar-fuckers!