Artemis/Random User Team-ups!

Wherein I "team-up" with random "users". (This means I get gay with winos while they're passed out on Ripple.) . . . (Ok, actually it means this is where I find random comics and if I feel they could use a little of the Artecorp© charm I make a follow-up to it. The Bruised & Bloodied series was for a Comic Contest biped created, but fuck him this was my idea first.) . . . (Okay, I'm sure that not only wasn't I the originator of this idea, but that just about every regular had done something like this at one time or another. So sue me. But still- fuck biped. Fuck him good.)

I Smell Like Cheese: Book Two "The Age Of Civic Duties".

by ArtemisStrong
1-17-05

Yes, Uranus. It had been awhile since Bruised had been there. By all accounts great changes had happened in the "Windy Planet". The place was obviously still lacking a working sewage system though.


	It's like God dropped one big deuce and called it a planet!


	Well, that is why I have summoned you here, my old friend. We begin work on the Big Drain tomorrow!


	Big Drain? You mean... They're finally gonna have plumbing on this joint?


	Yes sah. And bidets. So many bidets.


	Sounds great, but... You do remember I'm a librarian by trade. I really... that is... I mean, I have no idea... I can't even unclog a toilet.


	Protest elliptically all you want, it doesn't matter! After breakfast, our first stop is the Diarrhea Mines of the Northeast Shigella District. You will need boots and a ladle.

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