Artemis/Random User Team-ups!

Wherein I "team-up" with random "users". (This means I get gay with winos while they're passed out on Ripple.) . . . (Ok, actually it means this is where I find random comics and if I feel they could use a little of the Artecorp© charm I make a follow-up to it. The Bruised & Bloodied series was for a Comic Contest biped created, but fuck him this was my idea first.) . . . (Okay, I'm sure that not only wasn't I the originator of this idea, but that just about every regular had done something like this at one time or another. So sue me. But still- fuck biped. Fuck him good.)

I Smell Like Cheese: Book Three, "Wet Ones Abound".

by ArtemisStrong
1-17-05

So Bruised worked all day in the Diarrhea Mines, ladling, sorting and cataloguing the feces of an entire population raised on Taco Bell and Pizza Hut.


	Alright, old friend, I'm here to check your progress. How's it going?


	Fine, I guess. The piles of... uhm... excremental "elements" are behind you over there.


	Oh I see- What?! Corn mixed with green beans, mushrooms intermingled with pistachio nutshells? This is all wrong. You must complete the sorting process- by hand!


	Christ. At least I'm getting paid by the hour.


	Oh, one other thing. We're out of gloves.


	We had gloves?

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