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More Things That Annoy the Living Shit Outta Me

by AtheistDiary
11-02-03

The California Fires


	I dun care if the fires are only 20 minutes away! I ain't leavin' til I see them trees in mah front yard go up in flames!


	We'll certainly have lost a valuable contributor to the gene pool.

George "DUHbya" Bush


	I was devinely appointed by God to invade Iraq and liberate it's people!


	And they say Charles Manson is bat shit crazy?

Dating


	I think I'd rather just be friends. But you can still buy me things and I'll constantly unload all my problems onto you like an emotional tampon. We just can't fuck. You understand, right?


	Why oh why is prostitution not legal? It's much cheaper and so much more sane.