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by AtheistDiary
12-02-03
I was working late one night at the local daycare center when a mouse came up to me & said "Hey, I like lime jello." So I punched him in the nasal cavity with a jelly donut.
He said "Hey! Why did you do that? I'm not gay!" So I tried to teach him to be more sensitive to other people's feelings.
But he twarted my evil plans by pulling off his testicles to reveal that he was Danny Glover. I was so angry that I farted on his mustache and made a run for the border.
Unfortunately they didn't have Del Taco so I had to come back for my mild sauce packets. As it turns out, Danny Glover ate them all and took a big stinky shit all over my penny loafers.
I screamed "YOU BIG JERK!" and I stabbed him in the spleen with my lucky golden spork of doom. He imploded and was sent to Krypton to live out his days molesting a spider monkey named Clyde.
(I wrote all this just so I could say that retard's girlfriend has nice boobies.)
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