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Mr. Diary Goes to Washington 1

by AtheistDiary
12-15-03


	Good evening, Mr. President, my name is Atheist Diary. I know you must be a very busy man, what with all your ranch vacations and such, so I'll keep my questions brief.


	How in the hell did you get into my office?


	Well, sir, I used quantum mechanics to invent a mini-worm hole, then stretched the opening to the size of 7 feet. I then directed it into your office and aimed it at your new rug.


	No, I walked in from the back door. Your secret service men really suck at their jobs, by the way.