AtheistDiary
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F.A.G.G. Advice for the Straight Guy 4

by AtheistDiary
6-10-04


	*"Dear F.A.G.G., in the last advice you gave, someone was asking about the carb contents of semen. Let me help you out there."*


	"Semen is very rich in fructose (carbohydrate) which is what the sperm eat to help them swim vigorously. If you're an atkins purist then you'll want to avoid consuming semen." Signed - Jane


	Well, I guess you could spit instead of swallow.


	But that would be so fuckin' UNAMERICAN!