All comics by Atlantima

 

by Atlantima
7-31-03
Today, Diddly finds a new friend! Yay.
I like cats.
You are weird.
Okay that didn't work. Let's try again.
I losted my cat.
Go away.
Screw this. It's too hot today.
You're hot. Mrrow!
I'm going to kill myself.

 

by Atlantima
7-31-03
We find Diddly McBruch hard at work.
Welcome to Diddly Electronics!
Do you have the latest Pokemon game?
Well, I personally don't own any games of that stupidity level. Thanks for asking!
No, I mean does this store sell it?
Let me just kill myself before I would fund Nintendo's plans for world domination.

 

by Atlantima
8-01-03
Dear Mr. McBruch, Happy Holidays and enjoy your gift. Your friend, S. Hussein
Hmm. That's odd. I don't know anyone named Hussein.
But he was right. I will enjoy this weapon of mass destruction!

 

by Atlantima
8-05-03
Diddly McBruch enjoys a relaxing Halloween party.
I am totally a witch. Yo, yo, yo.
I'm a trashcan. ...um, dawg.
You should enter the Original Costume contest. Yo, yo, yo.
Good idea...mah homie...?
Oh, and, I'm under the Yo Spell. So you can stop talking like that. Yo, yo, yo.
Thank da big G! ...Sorry.

 

by Atlantima
8-05-03
Oh, no! Not the Nazi Fighting Cheerleaders! Charge!
Oh no, not the Fighting Rebel Army! Take this!
And take that!
Have at them, men!
Diddly dearest, are you playing with your dolls again?
Go away, mommy! I'm busy!

 

by Atlantima
8-07-03
Hi everybody. It has come to my attention that I look like total scribble.
So let's change it up a bit, shall we?
Do I look better like this?
Oooh! Or this! With my signature hammer and nails!
Or how's this?
Dear Mr. Bruch, today's comic wasn't funny. Please report to my office.

 

by Atlantima
8-07-03
Dear Mr. McBrush, You soud get a pet. from joe
I agree with Joe. You need a little pet to share your love with.
Who the hell are you?
Watch your language, Diddly.
Mom?!? Dad said you died.
I dyed...my hair and got a tattoo, yes. But I'm still your mother.

 

by Atlantima
8-14-03
After losing 12 games of MEDAL OF HONOR...
MRDIDLY was gunned down by STUPIDGUY!
I'm going to kill myself.
STUPIDGUY was arrested for the murder of MRDIDLY.
Wha? Finally, some justice.
STUPIDGUY has been sentenced to death by electr- STUPIDGUY has lost the connection.
Aw crap.

 

by Atlantima
8-14-03
Sir. Why are you sitting in that trashcan?
Umm... I don't know.
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to write you up Sir.
But why? Sitting in a trash can isn't illegal.
It may not be illegal, but it is a sin.
Every things a sin isn't it?

 

by Atlantima
8-14-03
Hello. Today we'll be filling in for Diddly.
Because he's on vacation.
Now I know we might not be as funny as Diddly.
But we'll try.
And sudenly bombs started falling from nowhere and the two little kids died.
The End

 

by Atlantima
8-14-03
RING!!! RING!!! RING!!!
Hello
Would you be interested in changing your long distance service?
Uuu... No.
To be continued...
Ok. Some one will be out today to collect the money.
Will cash be fine?

 

by Atlantima
8-15-03
Stupid human and there siilly girgles
Get away you stupid alien go back to mushroom vile
This is are land now
silly talking olive and there crazy talk
no you destroyed the town i was going to take over with your magic
damn it, i farted

 

by Atlantima
8-15-03
The continuation of "Long Distance Service"
Who are you and why are you at my house?
I'v come to takie youse mula.
That's the bill.
What?! But you didn't do any thing.
Whait are you that guy from the Long distance Service?
Just gimme da money.

 

by Atlantima
10-04-03
We find Diddley McB here, wondering what this is.
What is this?
Hi there, I'm Joe, the happy friend.
You're bald, Joe.
I hope you can love me anyway.
To be continued...
There's something not right about this guy...
You're bald, too, you know.

 

by Atlantima
10-04-03
Ten Thousand Years from Now...
Hee-Ha! I've found a portion of an archive from the ancient "internet".
That garish, slow, interface? Foo!
Foo? Not so! Simply examine the "stripcreatordotcom"
What is that? News, educatement, storage?
Ack! Tis a repository for things an insane mind deems comical.
Avert your eyes, for health sake!

 

by Atlantima
4-01-04
Hey, a little girl. Now is my chance to get some action.
Hello, Mr. Green Shirt
Hello miss, do you like hamburgers?
Yes!
Aw fuck. I said hamburgers instead of hotdogs again.
You look like a stupidhead.

 

by Atlantima
7-14-04
I've thought of a new video game. It's a cross between D&D and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater.
Yo momma's a cross between D&D and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater.
I...don't see how that would work.
Fuck you.

 

by Atlantima
7-14-04
Dude, I totally wrote this poem. Wanna hear.
Yo moma wants to hear.
She does, where is she?
Up your but and around the corner.
How did she get up there?
How did yo moma get up there?

 

by Atlantima
7-20-04
An XBox beats a PC any day.
Screw that, beardo. Does your XBox surf the web?
Does your PC have limitless memory?
Does your XBox have a keyboard?
Aw shit! Don't freeze on me now!
Aw shit! Don't freeze on me now!

 

by Atlantima
7-20-04
I say, old chap. Do you fancy a spot of tea?
Indubitably, my good man.
Right-o! Would you prefer Celestial Seasonings or Soothing Moments?
Bollocks! You can't seriously expect me to drink one of those, can you?
Well, then. . .
I only drink Nestea.

 

by Atlantima
7-22-04
Diddly Mc Bruch suddenly remembers he needs something from the fridge.
On the way there, his roommate interrupts him to ask an innocent question.
What time is it?
One-fifteen.
But when he gets there . . . alas!
What the hell was I looking for anyway?
this is a fridge

 

by Atlantima
4-17-05
So, what do you do for a living?
I'm a milliner.
You're rich?
It means I make hats, dumbass.

 

by Atlantima
4-21-05
Wazzup nigga, gimme a job or I'm'a bust some caps in yo azzz. How d'ya like me now, beee-OTCH?!
Can't discriminate based on level of intelligence, physical appearance, speech mannerisms, etc, etc.
So, don't leave me hangin' fucka, is you hirin' me?!
... I is required to by law.

 

by Atlantima
10-13-05
this product actually exists
NEW! Cat Spray & Urine Stain & Odor Remover!
Spray and urine, huh? Does it work on poop and/or throw-up?
this exact same thing happened to me
PERMANENTLY removes stains and odors from cat spray, urine, vomit, feces, hairballs, food stains & more!
I guess that answers my question.
this product actually exists
NOW back to "Team Atlantis" on 'Channel That Doesn't Exist'
I love this station

 

by Atlantima
10-13-05
Dear readers, (like anyone's actually reading this besides me and Alex), the last comic has some mistakes in it.
For some reason, I feel the need to explain these mistakes to you. But keep in mind that everything I say is a lie, because I say it in English
For one, the "exact same thing" did not happen to me. But it was very similar. The differences being that instead of a TV commercial, it was the bottle of actual product.
In addition, I have not ever watched "Team Atlantis", because, sadly, that show does not technically exist. I also made up "The Channel that Doesn't Exist". Duh.
And now, to thank you for reading this, I have turned on the lights to reveal something humorous.
IF I HAD A PENIS THEN I WOULD BE POINTING IT AT YOU RIGHT NOW HA HA HA HA HA

 

by Atlantima
10-13-05
Killer37113: Teeporting is fun
Puremageplus: All u ppl shauk and I respect that
Vegeto3130: So wats crakin yall
Frostine Gal: Going topless for 100 bucks
Arox11: Wimpy litte baby nobb asse ho
Shield XPert: Hey im stronger than u in both game and real world ya freaking 10 year old

 

by Atlantima
10-15-05
Eklektik: Meteors are falling like it's National Falling Meteors Day.
Planettroy: I am so confused right now. I just saw a naked man lying face down in a pool and then people are screaming online at no one in particular. . . . AIEEEEEE!!!!!
Anijunga: Enjoy your 2 or more maggots per 500 grams of canned tomatoes! (I'm glad I live in Canada).
Schatten: Wow. Stay away from Fennel Seeds!
http://www.in4mador.com/
karooble: Nobody likes a scraped saucer!
ZMannZilla: Ostensibly, folks move to the suburbs to get further away from things like virtual crackhead rapists and poor people.

 

by Atlantima
10-16-05
What did you learn about in school today? We learned about LINES.
Lines, huh? Well OUR class studied VECTORS.
Vectors, huh? Gosh, that sounds interesting. Do you think you could teach me about vectors?
Oh no, you're far too young to understand VECTORS.
You just keep on learning about "lines", and if you study hard, then maybe someday you can understand vectors.

 

by Atlantima
10-16-05
What did you learn about in school today? We learned about NEGATIVE NUMBERS.
Negative numbers, huh? Well OUR class studied OPPOSITE INTEGERS.
Opposite integers, huh? Gosh, that sounds interesting. Do you think you could teach me about opposite integers?
Oh no, you're far too young to understand OPPOSITE INTEGERS.
You just keep learning about your "negative numbers", and if you study hard, then maybe someday you can understand opposite integers.

 

by Atlantima
10-16-05
This little girl... is she dreaming of a rewarding career as an astronaut?
Is she about to be killed by a star-studded guillotine?
Or is she a conglomeration of pixels arranged digitally thru an internet connection, etc, etc, techno babble

 

by Atlantima
10-21-05
maaaaaa!!
I must have been really stoned to let you talk me into stealing this spaceship.
maaaa...
Infact, I think I'm still kinda high...
Moaamaewbur124!
It would explain why the oceans are green and you're inexplicably colorless.

 

by Atlantima
10-23-05
Don't try anything funny, or you'll get a scrotum-full of lead. Got it?
You can't do this to me! I'm a space captain!
Yeah yeah, Captain, just hand over the goods, and I won't have to use this.
Stand back! I'm warning you! I've got a phazer!
What? That thing? That's just pathetic.
Well... your MOM!!!

 

by Atlantima
10-27-05
santigre. from Planet TonyHawk Forums and Pharoahgakash from KFU
did you jump a bunch and get into heaven?
My Mom Filped Out And Said I Needed Help, (Cause My Head Was Bleeding And Not Cause Of My Voice)
bobo_lovex from Xanga and JohnO from Wikipedia (Talk:Main Page)
Tomorrow Im being smart though and wearing biker shorts under my regular shorts so that the flyer can put her foot on the biker shorts instead of my bare thigh
Why can't this picture be replaced with a French boy wearing a giant bling cross?

 

quote from fahsky
The attic is much cooler, there's vigorous anal sex up there w/ mechano-penii.
by Atlantima, 10-29-05

 

by Atlantima
11-05-05
martinm: they should make bread that is green so people dont know if there's mould on it
FlegmaattinenSiili: eat my shit you duct tape fucking twat
Johannes Best: fuck of n0bz, tis is site for real users. if u think u can take last kill i take it from u. fuck the brandwagon
oddlyaromatic: Yeah I checked it out. Proof-reading is for losers. Says so right here in my asshole manual.
Enygma Eve: Maybe you should go get back into your cage before you hurt yourself.
McVenco: Can rabbits be catholic?

 

Gothica364: Your not sa poste to cyb
Pirate8393: I think i have rideded the world of many evillll doers today!
by Atlantima, 11-18-05

 

by Atlantima
12-06-05
Joe Mamma: Remember when masturbating: Up and Down = good Left and Right = bad
its a strange hatrid i feel towards obese people. I know its wrong, but i just want to slice off the front of them with a machete and feed the flubber with fries to some starving kids.
lotus07: I recall that my parents used to eat the Ayds candies back in the 70s. It was a dieting crazy. Went belly up when HIV came out with the aids name.
If there's one thing you should always do at a gas station, it's smoke a cigarette.
Every single Shockwave driving game plays exactly the same.
Jack Bauer: i wish i had breasts hair

 

TheDwighty: I don't smell like a badger's ass.
by Atlantima, 12-15-05

 

by Atlantima
12-16-05
Ok, kiddies, you listen up good to Doctor Cowboy here, alright?
Howdy, kids!
He's gonna learn y'all some science!
That's right, Shirtless Bald Man. I certainly am.
So let's get to it then!
Back when I was y'all's ages, we didn't have these fancy rotor turbines that generate gravitons by themselves...

 

by Atlantima
3-05-06
DanSumthing: I'll bet the crystals don't even seek or explode when you stick them into people.
Hipoey: triple wielding is just a glitch in the system that shoots needles out of your head and 2 guns
Apex 12: It's like a cake filled with pies.
themidget1996: Cooooooooooo(12,000 milleniums later)oooooooooooooollllll!
Anonymous Users
i dont wanna be sorry 4 the elites because the brutes r more dumb and stronger.
I want to be a fire truck also!

 

by Atlantima
4-17-06
Ben ( www.benbrophy.com ) and Chet McCord, Wildlife defender
It’s weird for a comic called “B.C.” to talks about Jesus at all.
Ants don’t have lungs. Therefore, they have no way of drawing smoke into their bodies through their mouths.
Zorba the Geek and yellojkt
The day they start using wasps as security screeners at the airports is the day I stop taking airplanes.
Bearded ladies and turkey basters do not crack my Top 100 turn-ons.
Josh and PizzaBagel
If I’ve ever complained about the lack of historical accuracy in Hagar the Horrible, I take it all back.
Methinks this is some kind of awful vaudeville skit from the Middle Ages.

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