Chapstick Doesn't Work on Dogs

Author: Atreyu

Date: January 14, 2005

by Atreyu
1-14-05
Credit to Bret for this idea
Ok man, why the fuck do you keep hurting people and getting arrested? I'm really tired of bailing you out.
Well, you know the golden rule right?
Yeah, 'Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do To You", why don't you start following that?
No I do, I take whips and chains and beat people with them as they walk by just hoping they do the same.
Ok, maybe the Golden Rule doesn't apply to masochists