AudaciousMoose  

Hey, I noticed your shirt the other day. You like Led Zeppelin?

Yeah, he's the coolest!

Hey, I'm wondering if you would like to play lead guitar for my band.

What makes you think I play guitar?

I noticed you have a skateboard. Can you do any tricks? An ollie or something?

Dude, I'm so good, I don't even have to know how to ollie.