The forgotten tome!

Author: Azure12

Date: March 6, 2003

by Azure12
3-06-03
Somewhere in a forgotten desert a prophet makes a discovery....
My lord in heaven above! I've just discovered the TRUE final book of the bible! I must tell the pope!
Many days later, the prophet, with book in hand, presents his findings before the Vatican.
Your Holiness! I have found the true ending of the bible! Behold! Doo-Doo-right-on-me! The forgotten volume! Read from it and be amazed!
(Reads) And so god said, "Let's have a swinging beach party!" and with a wave of his hand, the beach appeared, the women wore revealing bathing suits, while the men, suddenly all well endowned.....
I blame society.
wore tight swimming trunks. Hot pop music played as they all did the monkey in the sand while a pot of clams bubbled merrily on an open fire...My word! This is pure blaspheme! You'll burn for this!