Hey Computo, dude! Can you use your super number crunchin' powers to help me figure out the most important question that no one's ever been able to answer!
Certainly, my dirty white friend.
Awesome!
One incredibly advanced computation later...
... and that proves that there is no god.
Well, that's cool, I guess, but I wanted to know how they figure out the Bowl Championship Series Rankings! I need to call in my bets really early this year, and that woulda helped!