Bagdad_Bob  

Thank you for comming to my news conferance, I will now be taking your questions..

Yes you..

Mister Prime minister, can you explain why several Scud missles was fired into Kuwait last night? And can you verify how many Scuds Iraq currently owns?

"It has been rumored that we have fired scud missiles into Kuwait. I am here now to tell you, we do not have any scud missiles and I don't know why they were fired into Kuwait..."