Hello, and welcome to another Response to the Readers colum, where I answer actual PMs I have received from you, the viewers.
What, MOM?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?
Dear Mr. "Banzai Carter", I like big butts, and I cannot lie. You other brothers' can't deny. When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waste and a big, round thang you get sprung. Sincerely, Your Mom
