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| I instate the Patriot Act, and I shall use its power to find and kill every last gay on US soil! | |
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| And off we go to kill the gays in the name of the Confederation of Mike! | |
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| My lord, phase two is underway. The gays are being slaughtered as we speak. | |
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| Good! Muhahahaha! Now... we've come to the moment of truth... proceed with phase three! | |
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| Go buy some delicious diet soda and popcorn! You'll die someday anyways... Might as well come to hell with memories! Muhahaha! | |
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| The devil uses popcorn butter for our lube, and so should you! | |
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