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Today the media is all about violence, crude humor, sex, and obscene unfiltered language. That's why I love life. RAWR!!!

Mike the bitch #40 - Mutilation of the gays :: Candy Mission

by Barf2
6-10-04

Meanwhile on Earth...


	I instate the Patriot Act, and I shall use its power to find and kill every last gay on US soil!


	And off we go to kill the gays in the name of the Confederation of Mike!


	My lord, phase two is underway. The gays are being slaughtered as we speak.


	Good! Muhahahaha! Now... we've come to the moment of truth... proceed with phase three!

:: INTERMISSION! ::


	Go buy some delicious diet soda and popcorn! You'll die someday anyways... Might as well come to hell with memories! Muhahaha!


	The devil uses popcorn butter for our lube, and so should you!