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Mike the bitch #57 - Candy goes to Earth
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Barf2
6-10-04
Satan. Can you send me back to Earth to birth my child? Pleeeeaaaase?
If you let me fuck you in the ass twice, pussy thrice, and give me seven blowjobs and an overall fifty orgasms... Then yeah, sure.
Yay!
Nine months later...
Bye, bitch!
Phew... That was some hard work, but I did it! Now I get to go to Earth! And just in time to give birth too!
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