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Today the media is all about violence, crude humor, sex, and obscene unfiltered language. That's why I love life. RAWR!!!

Mike the *exploit of deletion* #79 - Quit hatin'

by Barf2
7-03-04

Candy and her friend (Sandy) make a serious decision...


	I've quit all sexual activity and have reserved a pass to Earth.


	So have I. We've decided this horrible life all about orgasms is dumb.

Mike and his ex-dinosaur-lover make another genetics-altering decision...


	I'm tired of being a chessboard. There's no happiness as an inanimate object.


	Yeah! And I'm sick of being a Priest! I don't even believe in God!

That pig makes up an idea for World Peace! Yaaaay!


	My fellow Americans... There will be World Peace in three days. The treaties have been hard-copied. We're just waiting for the Saudies to fly over here.