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Today the media is all about violence, crude humor, sex, and obscene unfiltered language. That's why I love life. RAWR!!!

The Happy Church #5 :: War of the Worlds pt. 4

by Barf2
1-15-05

Meanwhile, on the moon...


	So, like... What the fuck are we doing here anyways?


	We're supposed to find the secret missile silo that the US government built her during the Cold War, and...

NOW YOU UNDERSTAND!


	...fire the nuclear missiles at Mars.

Meanwhile on the Atlantic Ocean floor...


	YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY STRIKING TIGER MONKEY STYLE!


	YOU'RE KONG-FU IS NOTHING TO MY INVERTED SUPER KICK-BITCH STOMP TECHNIQUE!