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You see, it was the invention of dildoes that made women attracted to penises.

But why would they invent dildoes if women weren't attracted to penises in the first place?

Now, women have always hated penises. Which is why men invented to dildoes. So girls could find the beauty in them...

So you're saying that handheld dicks made women love home-console dicks? It doesn't make much sense, homes.

...which is why women are attracted to penises.

Oh. Well, my vibrating showerhead made me like penises, not any dildo.