Barf2

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Today the media is all about violence, crude humor, sex, and obscene unfiltered language. That's why I love life. RAWR!!!

Cats and Dogs Again Again Again

by Barf2
1-15-05


	Hey there big boy. You wanna suck these teets. Five dollars, and they're all yours.


	Well kitten. I can't pass up a pretty pussy like you. Twenty bucks for some assplay?


	Turn around, bend over, and grab you toes, bitch. I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes!


	Oh god! This isn't happening! This isn't happening! Find a happy place!


	Shit. I knew I shouldn't have told "WetPussy23" that the door would be unlocked.


	Oh. I see you've got a canary. A sweet little... juicey... tender canary.