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Mike the Bitch #153 :: The Devil Picks a Side!

by Barf2
5-27-08


	That was the best sex I've had since... well, the last time I did you!


	Oh joy! Let me just go wash up real quick before we cuddle. My vadge is a mess! Heehee!

...To the bathroom Candy went, and out the window, down the sewers drain, and straight to hell!


	THERE YOU ARE! Look, Lucy... Baby... We're over. I found someone else. And... you and I... it just wasn't working.


	NO!!! Who is it?! IS IT MIKE?! YOU'RE LEAVING ME FOR MIKE!!! You whorey whore-pants! I WILL HAVE HIS BALLS FOR THIS!!!