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| Saddam made me bury nuclear material in my backyard. | |
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| I planted some beans over it, and now I have this giant beanstalk. I climbed it once. | |
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| Jack s#*t. No golden eggs, no golden harp. Nothing. Now all I have to eat is giant beans, and so my anus stays open 24 hours a day! | |
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| Yeah, I noticed when you were sitting down you were actually hovering two inches above the seat. Man, did you get gypped! | |
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