Bargaintuan
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Quantum Mechanics is God's way of making sure we never really know what's going on.

Iraqi Jack

by Bargaintuan
6-28-03


	Saddam made me bury nuclear material in my backyard.


	I planted some beans over it, and now I have this giant beanstalk. I climbed it once.


	*Jack s#t. No golden eggs, no golden harp. Nothing. Now all I have to eat is giant beans, and so my anus stays open 24 hours a day!**


	Yeah, I noticed when you were sitting down you were actually hovering two inches above the seat. Man, did you get gypped!