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Star Wars: Extra Special Edition

by Bargaintuan
6-02-06


	...so I says to him, "Larry," I says, "Larry, don't shoot dat pod. Dat ain't got nobody in it," thinkin' I just saved duh Empire, I dunno, what? a couple uh grand in blastuh ammo.


	Heh, especially duh way Larry shoots. So anyway, nex' thing I know, duh Deat' Star is blown tuh Hell, an' I'm here pullin' janituh duty, moppin' up dis here Star Destroyuh.


	Hey, you know how much floor ya got on yuh typical Star Destroyuh? A friggin' lot, dat's how much! I think I would'a liked it bettuh if Vaduh had jus' Force choked me instead.