Cheesy Religious Jokes Told by Chickens on the Moon.

Author: BaronKrusha

Date: October 20, 2003

by BaronKrusha
10-20-03
Later that day...
They say, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away"
They also say, "God heals and the doctor takes the fee"
At that exact moment in time...
Do you suppose that God is apples?
Yes, I do.
A few seconds after that exact moment in time...
Why do you suppose?
Well, I eat and drink Jesus every Sunday; an apple God is just icing on the cake.