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| Mister Ryan, how do you respond to allegations from your own political party that you lead a deviant indecent personal life? | |
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| As a god-fearing Republican Conservative, I hold sacred the same traditional FAMILY VALUES that Howard Taft died in the Korean War to protect. I'm not one of those stupid Cry-Me-A-River Liberals. | |
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| Nothing lights my rocket fuel more than straight, missionary sex with my white, blue-eyed, upperclass, conservative, white wife. | |
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