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| High kids, I'm the snowman. I'd like to ask all of the pranksters to do me a big favor and stop adding carrot-nipples to my chest every year. | |
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| Also, it's still unclear who the smart guy was who shoved a Lincoln Logg into my trunk and dumped warm egg nog on it. | |
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| Leroy. If I ever see yo cotton-pickin', punk ass on the street again, two shits and a nickle says I'ma fuck yo puss' ass up! | |
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