If Chosen as President I promise to wreak of bad breath and Sewage Water. What do ya say to that?
Your a disgrace to the American Flag when you say that.
Ok well Plan 2 is: if You make me President I promise to link the sewage pipes so that sewage falls from the ceiling of my office onto my head! How about That?
I find your offer very intruiging
The End By James.
I thought this job was going to be much easier to get. But I thought wrong.